Uncle Shagworthy/Audio

This is an audio sub-page related to Uncle Shagworthy.

Quotes

Non-Combat Quotes

List of Quotes

Audio	Transcript	Description
	"Like, state your business."	Plays when interacting with Uncle Shagworthy on the menu.
	"If you're looking for a handout I'm afraid you've come to the wrong place."
	"Yes? Something I can help you with."
	"Oh, an unexpected visitor. What's the occasion?"
	"Haven't gotten out in a minute. Like, what's the word?"
	"You haven't seen any jewels for sale around, have you? Like, haven't bought a new one recently."
	"Uncle Shagworthy, at your service."
	"Like, just finished a sandwich. What's the news?"
	"Phew, I'm famished. When's luncheon?"
	"You, uh, here about some training or something...?"
	"Uncle Shagworthy at your service."	Plays when selecting Uncle Shagworthy.
	"Fisticuffs, you say? Why yes, I've got some time."
	"I say, an excellent choice."
	"Like, this should be a hoot and a half."
	"Like, ready when you are, youngster."
	"I was just about to have supper but... like, why not?"
	"Hm. I hope my challengers are up to snuff."
	"I believe you may know my nephew...?"

Match Start Quotes

List of Quotes

Audio	Transcript	Description
	"Let's make this quick - I've got cufflinks to polish."	Plays when Uncle Shagworthy starts a match.
	"*This* is what I'm fighting? I'm not concerned."
	"Like, this'll be even better than the Battle of Badon."
	"Like, I hope you've gotten your affairs in order."
	"You malicious miscreants don't stand a chance."
	"I'll polish you off faster than a dog with a bowl of kibble."
	"Like, let's get this over with. I've got a feast waiting for me."
	"Come, elastic feline. Let's show these fiends a proper duel."	Plays when fighting alongside Cake
	"I hope your 'stretchy magic' is as good as you say."
	"I can't say why, but having an animal companion feels right."
	"Like, fate sure chose a strange ally for me today."
	"I'm sorry it's come to this, nephew."	Plays when fighting against Shaggy
	"Stand down, nephew. It will be better for you."
	"How I hate to fight my own kin... But it must be done."
	"Fighting my own nephew... What a shame."
	"Your tailoring belies the foul spirit within!"	Plays when fighting against The Joker
	"I've never seen a clown of such ill humors."
	"Like my apologies, but I just can't tolerate clowns."
	"*shivers* What a dreadful smile! Let's put a crack in it, shall we?"

Respawn Quotes

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Audio	Transcript	Description
	"Can't keep a Shagworthy down for long."	Plays when Uncle Shagworthy respawns after getting rung out.
	"Oof. Like, that smarts."
	"I'm afraid you've requested my full fury now."
	"You're lucky I am a man of manners."
	"Ohhh did anyone get the number of that trolley?"
	"Like, that only happened because I'm so famished."
	"Like, stand and fight!"
	"You're making me cross, nephew!"	Plays when fighting against Shaggy
	"I went easy on you because I'm your uncle."
	"Much more of this and you'll be out of my will."
	"Like, I hate family squabbles."
	"I'm afraid it's back to the circus for you!"	Plays when fighting against The Joker
	"Like, I should purchase AND shatter your circus!"
	"Phew, that's the last time a clown gets the better of me."
	"How I tire of that terrible smile!"

During Combat Quotes

List of Quotes

Audio	Transcript	Description
	"Like, hope you're famished!"	Plays during Uncle Shagworthy's attacks.
	"I brought enough for everyone!"
	"What a waste of a sandwich."
	"A real wallop on white bread!"
	"I've made this just for you!"
	"I'm the toast of the town!"
	"I said good day!"
	"I'd call that a smashing sandwich."
	"I say, sandwich away!"
	"Like, take this!"
	"As they say, 'order up!'"
	"Don't forget mayonnaise!"
	"Watch your ears!"
	"This might rattle you."
	"Allow me to give you a hand."
	"For Shagworthy Castle!"
	"This could get loud!"
	"I say, WHAM."
	"Pretty good form, right?"
	"This is striking!"
	"May I have your ear?"
	"Just for you!"
	"Stand down!"
	"This won't end well, I'm afraid!"
	"Apologies, nephew."	Plays when fighting against Shaggy
	"That's what you get!"
	"My regards to your parents!"
	"Comb your hair next time!"

Taunts

List of Quotes

Audio	Transcript	Description
	"Prepare for fisticuffs!"	Plays when Uncle Shagworthy emotes Default, Kung Fu, Nunchucks, and Shirt Rip.
	"I'll take you down before my second lunch."
	"Like, the word 'fear' isn't in my vernacular."
	"I tell you, you better not be eying up my gems."
	"Like, this is what I stopped polishing my jewelry for?"
	"Are we quarreling or not?"
	"You fight with the conviction of a chocolate eclair."
	"Ha, you fight like a dairy farmer's dentist!"
	"Like, on a scale of 1 to 10, how ashamed is your family?"
	"Haha, I regret to inform you I haven't even unleashed my full power yet."
	"Stretch over there and hit them, will you?"	Plays when fighting alongside Cake
	"Like, do superpowers run in your family?"
	"You ever enter any show-cat competitions?"
	"With your paws and my fists, we are the clear winners."
	"Sorry nephew. It's nothing personal."	Plays when fighting against Shaggy
	"Oh nephew, I've eaten sandwhiches you couldn't possible afford."
	"Like, I'm famished too but you don't see me talking about it all the time."
	"There's so much I could teach you... But, if you insist..."
	"Like, I'd ask how you function in high society, but we both know the answer."	Plays when fighting against The Joker
	"AGH! I wish I had my gold-plated ear plugs to block out your *stupid* laughing."
	"Like, I hear you're a rapscallion. I HATE rapscallions."
	"Stop your laughing, or like, I'll make you stop!"

Win Quotes

List of Quotes

Audio	Transcript	Description
	"Like, never a doubt in mind."	Plays when Uncle Shagworthy wins a match.
	"Yes, yes. Now, back to third lunch."
	"Like, I love a victory podium. Almost as much as a victory feast!"
	"If there's gonna be a victory photo, like, I should grab my best rubies..."
	"Like, that's another win for me!"
	"This has been a pleasure. Let's do it again sometime."
	"Like, have the trophy delivered to my castle, would you?"
	"Like, this was just a case of the better man winning."
	"Worry not, I'm sure you'll win the next one."
	"Like, who wants to celebrate? Feast's on me!"
	"Charmed, I'm sure."
	"Like, who else is hungry?"
	"Capital, just capital. Now how about a saucer of cream for my feline friend?"	Plays when fighting alongside Cake
	"I'd call that a 'purr-fect' victory, wouldn't you? [polite chuckle] Just a little joke."
	"Like, good show, Cake. Good show."
	"You've done your family proud, stretchy cat."
	"Sorry nephew. But that's the way it crumbles."	Plays when fighting against Shaggy
	"Maybe next time, nephew Shaggy."
	"Perhaps next time you'll comb your hair."
	"Like, almost, nephew. But not this time."
	"Like, that'll teach you to play jokes on Uncle Shagworthy!"	Plays when fighting against The Joker
	"Now, get back to your circus before I send you there."
	"Like, maybe now you'll get a real job."
	"Like, don't forget your oversized shoes on your way out."

Unused Quotes

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Audio	Transcript	Description
	"If we were at my castle I'd invite you to make yourself comfortable but... options here are limited."	Would've played when interacting with Uncle Shagworthy on the menu.
	"If this is about ghosts, I'm afraid I'm, uh, allergic."
	"Reports of my wealth have been greatly exaggerated. But, ah, not by *that* much."
	"Like, what's the word on the street? You wanna chat?"
	"Like, I'm afraid you've caught me polishing my monocle. Something I can help you with?"
	"I just finished my book, so I could go for some chit-chat."
	"You're doing a good job leading everyone. Like, well done."
	"I don't suppose you know a good dry cleaner? My ensemble is looking terrible."
	"Is something I can help you with? I might not know this place but, like, I'll do what I can."
	"Hey, like, nice surprise to see you."
	"Have you seen my nephew? Tsk. He needs to work on his posture."
	"This morning I woke up and thought for a second this was all a dream. Oh well."
	"Perhaps someday I shall write a great book about our time here together."
	"You'd love my castle. I miss seeing the sun rise over the topiary maze."
	"Always a pleasure to receive a visit from our fearless leader! I mean this sincerely."
	"His suit is finely tailored but I don't trust that Joker fellow, do you? Something about his smile."
	"Should we manage to escape this strange, strange place, I swear I shall never take my bamboo satin sheets for granted again."
	"I have been writing letters home every day. I doubt any of them make it, but the practice soothes me."
	"At the very least, I'm pleased that these strange times allowed us to meet each other."
	"Look at you, getting an early start."	Would've played when interacting with Uncle Shagworthy on the menu in the morning.
	"Good to see you up and at it."
	"Mornings are my favorite time to visit the library and read one of my several thousand books. Or am I at a million yet...? Oh bother."
	"Oh! I was just about to have lunch. I'm famished."	Would've played when interacting with Uncle Shagworthy on the menu in the afternoon.
	"I've already had my lunch, but I'd have another if you haven't eaten yet."
	"Back home at this time I'd be thinking about a game of rocket polo, or perhaps a match with my diamond chess set."
	"Nighttime already? Where did this day get to...?"	Would've played when interacting with Uncle Shagworthy on the menu at night.
	"Like, can you believe the day is already over? I thought my watch was slow at first but... it's got diamond gears."
	"I've never cared for nighttime, I'm afraid. Too many shadows for g-ghosts to hide in."
	"Happy holidays, fearless leader. May they be festive and bright."	Would've played when interacting with Uncle Shagworthy on the menu during Winter seasons.
	"Happy holidays to you and yours. I'll be celebrating with a nip of eggnog later, I think."
	"The holiday decorations at my castle are the finest in the world. I'd like to show you, one day."
	"I heard it was your birthday. Apologies that I've forgotten a gift."	Would've played when interacting with Uncle Shagworthy on the menu during the player's birthday.
	"Like, many happy returns! You've made it another year in this funny thing we call 'life'."
	"It's your birthday? Like, that's great! We need to celebrate."
	"Like, not to brag but I can afford the best dance teachers."	Would've played in Uncle Shagworthy's scrapped Taunts.
	"That's right, I'm a zillionaire AND a proper dancer."
	"Like, this is not your father's farandole."
	"Dancing's my favorite way to work up an appetite."
	"[Laughter]"