Banana Guard/Audio

This is an audio sub-page related to Banana Guard.

Quotes

Non-Combat Quotes

List of Quotes

Audio	Transcript	Description
	"Atten-SHUN."	Plays when interacting with Banana Guard on the menu.
	"Only the Candy Kingdom's finest!"
	"Haha it tickles when you click me."
	"Wow look at all the amazing heroes on this screen. Kind of intimidating!"
	"I'm feeling some real imposter syndrome next to Superman!"
	"Can I tell you a secret? That Arya Stark scares the peel off of me!"
	"Aw yeah, time for the big leagues!"	Plays when selecting Banana Guard.
	"Woah! Wait'll I tell Princess Bubblegum you picked ME."
	"Oh wow, a-are you sure?"
	"I won't let you down! Hopefully!"
	"It's the Banana Guard's tiiiime to shiiiine!"
	"Look at me! A selected character! WOW!"
	"This is the most exciting thing that's ever happened to me."
	"Look out, world! This Banana's gonna FIGHT."
	"Aw, if only the other guys could see me now."
	"I'm, not, like, a joke character right? Y-you really like me?"

Match Start Quotes

List of Quotes

Audio	Transcript	Description
	"For the Candy Kingdom!"	Plays when Banana Guard starts a match.
	"Banana Guard vs…. The other guys! FIGHT!"
	"Who wants to mess with the banana?"
	"Uhhhh not in the face, okay?"
	"[nervous] Oh wow, are we sure that's who we're fighting?"
	"Hello."
	"That's right! You're up against the Banana Guard's finest!"
	"Boy I hope Princess Bubblegum is watching."
	"Time for raw potassium-laced fury!"
	"Okay, fighting time!"
	"W-wow, me and Finn! We're like best friends now!"	Plays when fighting alongside Finn the Human
	"Finn! [quiet] This is just like in my fanfiction."
	"Wait'll the guys hear I did a team-up with Finn!"
	"Finn! Hey! Remember me? From that thing with those guys? Haha."
	"Just stay behind me Jake, I've got you covered!"	Plays when fighting alongside Jake the Dog
	"Jake and the Banana Guard, another classic team-up!"
	"Ha-ha this is just like all those other beloved times we teamed up, right?"
	"Look out, Finn. Jake's got a new best friend!"
	"I guess I can team up with a vampire… for now."	Plays when fighting alongside Marceline the Vampire Queen
	"Boy am I glad I'm not an apple right now."
	"Bananas and Vampires… an unnatural but deadly combination."
	"Don't worry. I've worked with royalty before."

Respawn Quotes

List of Quotes

Audio	Transcript	Description
	"Aw man, mama said there'd be days like this."	Plays when Banana Guard respawns after getting rung out.
	"Careful! I bruise easily."
	"I am 98% sure I am still the same Banana Guard."
	"[gasp] Returned from death's icy grasp."
	"Wow that was really dark, then really bright, then really dark again!"
	"[back to life gasp] MAMA. Oh! I'm back!"
	"I liiiiiiiive."
	"Reborn to fight again!"
	"The Banana Guard laughs in the face of death! Ha!"
	"Banana Guard reporting for duty!"
	"Can't defeat me that easy, Man of Bats!"	Plays when fighting against Batman
	"Hey, no fair using the gadgets!"
	"Aw man, I want a utility belt."
	"You suck, Batman! (Just kidding I love you)"
	"Ah get a job, hippie!"	Plays when fighting against Shaggy
	"KO'd by the bell bottom-wearing slacker! How embarrassing!"
	"Why does your breath smell like dog treats??"
	"At least he didn't try and eat me!"
	"Owwww, that hammer's not messing around."	Plays when fighting against Harley Quinn
	"Some doctor you are!"
	"Augh, I hate clowns even more now!"
	"You better give back that friendship bracelet, Harley!"

During Combat Quotes

List of Quotes

Audio	Transcript	Description
	"Attaaaaaack!"	Plays during Banana Guard's attacks.
	"Charge!"
	"WeeOoo WeeOoo!"
	"Banana time!"
	"Can't stop the Banana Guard!"
	"For the Candy Kingdom!"
	"Are you watching Princess?!"
	"You messed with the wrong Banana!"
	"This isn't personal!"
	"Lift with your legs!"
	"Don't forget to stay hydrated!"
	"I wish it didn't have to be this way!"
	"Banana-flavored fury!"
	"Are you proud yet, Finn?!"
	"Banana attack!"
	"You're a chump!"
	"I'm sorry!"
	"Stick 'em with the pointy end!"
	"I'll bite you!"
	"Check this sick move!"
	"Finn! Watch this!"	Plays when fighting alongside Finn the Human
	"Best Friend Power!"
	"Sword and Spear!"
	"Just like that one time!"
	"Alley-oop, Jake!"	Plays when fighting alongside Jake the Dog
	"Jake look out!"
	"Stretch this way!"
	"Good dog!"
	"Excuse me your highness!"	Plays when fighting alongside Marceline the Vampire Queen
	"Heads up, Ms. Vampire Queen!"
	"Hey hey, Marceline!"
	"It's not vampire magic, but I'm trying my best!"

Taunts

List of Quotes

Audio	Transcript	Description
	"Hello."	Plays when Banana Guard emotes Default.
	"I usually prefer to dance in bunches."	Plays when Banana Guard emotes Mama Said.
	"Check these MOVES."
	"Banana Guard training, day four!"
	"Peanut butter jelly!"	Plays when Banana Guard emotes Peanut Butter Jelly Time.
	"Peanut butter jelly adventure time!"
	"Peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat!"

Win Quotes

List of Quotes

Audio	Transcript	Description
	"I— Really? I mean… Yes, I won!"	Plays when Banana Guard wins a match.
	"The Banana Guard is victorious!"
	"Hooray!!"
	"The guys at the gym will never believe this, ha ha."
	"That's a big fat win for Banana Guard, yeahhhh!"
	"And Jerry said I would never amount to anything!"
	"You see that, Princess? I did it!"
	"Princess Bubblegum will promote me for this for sure!"
	"Maybe the Captain will finally be proud of me!"
	"Why are the other Bananas never here for my coolest moments??"
	"Another victory for Finn and the Banana Guard: Best friends!"	Plays when fighting alongside Finn the Human
	"[smitten] Oh Finn. You're so cool."
	"Maybe they'll immortalize our victory with a tasteful statue back in the Candy Kingdom!"
	"I bet the princess will be impressed with us for sure."
	"Us Ooo-guys gotta stick together!"	Plays when fighting alongside Jake the Dog
	"You'll tell Finn what a good job I did, right?"
	"Adventure Time! Ha ha I said the thing."
	"Nice stretchin', bro."
	"Okay now I see why the Princess likes you so much."	Plays when fighting alongside Marceline the Vampire Queen
	"Wow everything the Princess said about you was true."
	"Wait'll I tell the guys I teamed up with THE Vampire Queen."
	"You gonna write a song about this one?"

Unused Quotes

List of Quotes

Audio	Transcript	Description
	"Have you met my personal friend Finn the Human? We're close."	Would've played when interacting with Banana Guard on the menu.
	"Ah! Sorry, that click scared me."
	"I'll be honest I am a bit homesick."
	"l've been busting out reps at the iron church."
	"I am feeling so pumped up right now."
	"I'm just a simple banana making his way in a crazy world."
	"If the Princess could see me I bet she would be very confused and then hopefully proud!"
	"Velma said it sounds like I'm yelling all the time is that true?"
	"Do you think there's a variant Banana Guard who has super cool powers? I'd like to meet him."
	"I have a hankering for violence!"
	"Don't push me, I'm a banana on the edge!"
	"I'm not sure, but I may have some unaddressed aggression to deal with!"
	"[admitting] Okay, Finn and I aren't as good of friends as the rumors would have you believe."
	"Wow, morning already?"	Would've played when interacting with Banana Guard on the menu in the Morning.
	"Pretty early for combat!"
	"Give me a cup of joe and some faces to punch and I'm good to go!"
	"First lunch, then combat!"	Would've played when interacting with Banana Guard on the menu in the afternoon.
	"Wow, still a lot of sunlight for face punching!"
	"Let's get that blood pumping!"
	"Hey, nighttime is good for fighting too."	Would've played when interacting with Banana Guard on the menu at night.
	"Are you one of those night owl fighter types?"
	"Wow, up and clicking pretty late!"
	"Ha ha, I love non-specific holiday times!"	Would've played when interacting with Banana Guard on the menu during Winter seasons.
	"Does it snow where you come from? I think snow is so romantic."
	"This time of year always makes me wonder what Peppermint Butler tastes like. Is that weird?"
	"I heard from Reindog that it's your birthday! I wish people knew MY birthday!"	Would've played when interacting with Banana Guard on the menu during the player's birthday.
	"Wanna know a secret? It's MY birthday too!"
	"Hey! We're birthday buddies! Ha ha yay!"
	"Banana Guards, assemble! …just me?"	Would've played in Banana Guards's Taunts.
	"That's right, I know ALL the banana martial arts."
	"I'll defend the Candy Kingdom to my last peel!"
	"You're stupid and I hate you! Sorry was that mean?"
	"Hey! I'm taunting you! Is it working?"
	"Watch out or I'll insult your mom!"
	"Ohhh you're making me mad now, pilgrim!"
	"This is my serious face!"
	"You mess with me, you mess with the whooooole Candy Kingdom!"
	"Do that sword thing, Finn! Shing! Shing! Y'know?"	Would've played in Banana Guards's Taunts When Fighting Alongside Finn the Human
	"Finn! Finn! Are you watching?"
	"Finn, wow, you're the coolest!"
	"Oh you did NOT mess with my best friend, Finn."
	"Stretch 'em up, Jake!"	Would've played in Banana Guards's Taunts When Fighting Alongside Jake the Dog
	"Aww why don't *I* have stretchy magic?"
	"It's just me and Jake against the world!"
	"I can't wait to put this one in our friendship scrapbook later!"
	"So what does red taste like anyway?"	Would've played in Banana Guards's Taunts When Fighting Alongside Marceline the Vampire Queen
	"Do you ever wish you could get a suntan?"
	"You don't eat bananas, right?"
	"You can count on me, your majesty."