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This is an audio sub-page related to Beetlejuice.
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Quotes
Non-Combat Quotes
"(Laughter) Now that's good pickin'." "I would've picked my nose, personally, but I appreciate it." "Oh, we're gonna have a good time now, babes!" "Somebody say 'Beetlejuice bae'?" "Hahahaha! Ready to see the dead rise?" "Choo choo! The Netherworld train is leaving the station!" "(sniff) You really picked me? Excellent." "You and me? Oh, we're gonna be big." "(Laughter) That's what I like to see!" "Ooh, lemme at 'em. LEMME AT 'EM!"
"Go ahead, make my millennium." "Let's turn on the juice and see what shakes loose! Hm? What's that?" "Are these stripes slimming?" "Tell the truth. How's my hair?" "You say my name? Was it you?" "You and me, kid? We're going places." "This is a weird place, but as a dead guy, I've seen weirder." "What, you want an autograph?" "What's the matter, you never seen a dead guy before?" "I hope we get outta here soon. I didn't pack another suit, so.." "You know my name, right? Just in case..." "If it's about the smell, it's not me. Okay, it's probably me but I don't know what it is." "I lost my lunch earlier, so if you see some roaches scuttling around, those are mine." "I'm my own biggest fan... well, except for a few of those goth girls at the mall. They're pretty big fans, too." "I'm usually a lover, not a fighter, but this is all too much fun to TRY!" "I gotta introduce myself to that Harley gal. She seems like my kind of cuckoo." "Yeesh! I can even smell my own breath! Should've packed some death mints." "Keep those dogs away from my room! I swear one of them tried to make off with my tibia earlier." "Between you and me, this is a pretty grave situation." "You met Black Lantern Superman? Tall, cape, dead? I would love to get a cup of mud with him. And I mean mud." "Careful, I got some fingernails go crawling off me earlier and I'm not sure where they went, so... (chuckles)" "Is that Rick guy dead? it's rude to ask, but he's kinda givin' me a vibe. I think it's the yellow teeth and grey skin." "If you ever come by the Netherworld, gimme a call on my skell phone! (giggles) Like a skeleton... yeah, you get it." "You, uh, don't know how to clean up ectoplasm, by any chance, do ya?" "I'm kinda doing a comeback thing right now, is it working?" "Did everyone else fly here business class? Because I just came through a mirror." "I haven't done a lot of crossovers before, so this is very exciting." "You just gotta promise me, no sandworms, right? Those things give me the jeebies like nobody's business." "Y'know, I always say 'It's showtime', but sometimes that's just because I WANT it to be showtime, y'know?" "I wonder where my darling Lydia is right now." "I know the Netherworld is a disgusting land of all things gross and foul, but I miss it. What can I say, (sniff) it's home."
Match Start Quotes
"Let's get gross." "Iiiit's SHOWTIME." "The juice is loose!" "Hope you don't mind the smell'a 'dead guy'." "Special delivery. Who ordered this undead heartthrob?" "I left the Netherworld for THIS?" "All right, you bunch of wise apples, put up your dukes!" "Oohoohoo, this is gonna be FUN!" "The match is starting? Oh, I love playing with fire!" "Dee da da dee-WHOA! Some chumps to splat!" "(hocks a loogie) Oh, watch your step." "Yeah, I'll admit it. This whole bein' dead thing is kinda creepy." "Time to show 'em why I'm the Ghost With The Most."
"You toons think you got the lock on shapeshifting." "I'd love me a pair of rabbit-skin gloves." "That rabbit hole will convert to a grave real easy."
"Ewww, you're so cute I could BARF." "Ick, a Mogwai! I'm more of a Gremlin guy myself." "There's only room for one 80s classic here!" "You better not shed on my suit, you little fuzzball."
"I'm not above fighting clowns, okay? It's an honor."
"Only room for one undead guy in this town." "Ahh, go murder some teens, why dontcha?!" "Well, well, if it isn't Mister I'm-Too-Good-For-The-Afterlife." "But seriously, why the hockey mask? It's, uh, thematically confusing."
"You sure you're not dead? Cuz yer pale as hell."
Rick
"Cripes, who's breath in here stinks worse than mine?" "How many times you died already, Rick?" "I'm about to blow your science waaaay open."
"Your spinning doesn't scare me." "More like the Tasmanian Dork."
"I'm on Wonder Woman's team?! YES!" "A ghost and an Amazon. I'd watch that show." "Don't worry, Wondy. I washed my hands last century." "Oh, now THAT is a shiny shield."
Respawn Quotes
"Hoowadoowah, that one stung!" "Aaaand I'm back. Whadda I miss, whadda I miss?" "You think I'd stay down for long?" "Hey! Don't carve my tombstone yet." "Who said my name? Who said it?!" "Well, I'm back, and I feel real good about myself, you know what I'm saying?" "Bury me with my merch!" "Ain't my time to crack up yet!" "(gasp) I thought someone was trying to give me a bath." "For a dead guy, I actually hate dying." "Nuh-uh. NUH-UH. We're going again." "CHEAP SHOT!" "Don't you hate it when that happens?" "Ding ding ding, REMATCH." "I'd like to see you try that again." "Back from the grave!" "How dare you interrupt a professional while he's working?!" "That was Scuzzo, wasn't it? Come on out, you friggin' clown!"
"Gonna tie your ears in a knot for that one." "I'm through bein' nice, doc."
"Did you do that, you furry creep? You did, didn't ya?" "I never liked your movies anyway." "Ick, those little puppets give me the creeps." "(mimicking cute noises) That's you. That's what you sound like."
"And here I thought you liked me!" "I never wanna see that hammer again."
"That's your problem, Jason. No sense of humor." "Hope you're ready to eat that machete." "You are a disrespect to the post-living, you hunk of rotten beef."
"I'll send you back to Tasmania in a series of tiny boxes." "I hope you get gangrene, you rabid fuzzball."
"C'mon, keep it together in front of Wonder Woman." Woohoo, thanks for the backup, Wondy." "Sorry to ditch you, babes, but I'm back now and grosser than ever!" "If Batman asks, that didn't happen, okay?" "Ugh, you Amazons are tough to keep up with!"
During Combat Quotes
"SHOWTIME!" "Disgusting, ain't I?" "Aboogityboogityboogity!" "Spectral powers, don't fail me now!" "You're working with a professional here!" "Who dares summon me?!" "Gross enough for ya?!" "Snotted this one up special!" "Dead man walking!" "Straight through ya!" "Uh, ghost, remember?" "Ghost comin' through!" "Can't touch this!" "Didja feel that?" "I even creep myself out." "Ooh, sticky fingers!" "How's that for a parlor trick?" "Friggin' worms!" "Augh, worms!"
"Bad worm! Attack the computer man!"
"Let's see the Joker do this!"
"Take these for a SPIN."
Taunts
"The Ghost With The Most is in the house!" "Straight from the Netherworld!" "We got chaos, we got calamity, it's ME." "Come on down for Wheel of PAIN." "We gotta get more dead guys up in this crossover." "Hahaha, SHOWTIME." "Guess the last time I took a bath!" "Do I LOOK like a figment of your imagination?" "You're not just giving up? WHAT?" Say my name. Go on. SAY IT." "You ever think there's more to the afterlife than smacking people around?" "Anyone got any bugs? I'm STARVING." "Now this is what I call a cultural comeback!" "This is more fun than playin' peekaboo at grandma's funeral!" "(sniff sniff) Oh, what is that SMELL-ha, wait, it's me." "See? Dead guys CAN dance!" "Learned this one from some groovy skellingtons." "Cut the rug! Oh, yeah."
"I like when the rabbit wears weird clothes, okay? That doesn't suck." "That freakin' rabbit is making me hungry." "You ever try bein' dead, bunny? You wanna?"
"C'mon. One little snacky after midnight. Do it." "Come back when you're a real gremlin." "Don't make me get the squirt bottle!" "Wanna hit the beach, furball? Nice and SUNNY."
"You anti-hero types confuse the crap outta me." "Hey, after this is over, you wanna... No? Yeah. Okay." "Would you stop with that little side gun move? Geeeez."
"So, the teleporting's canon, huh? Yeah, that's weird." "When was the last time you washed that body bag?" "So, what's the deal with this Jason Universe thing, anyway? Weird." "Ki-ki-ki ma-ma-ma... Pfft, so stupid."
"I miss the days when clowns were still funny." "Starting to see why Batman has such a hard time with you." "Where'd you get all those wonderful toys?"
"Hey, grandpa! Isn't it past your bedtime?" "They're sick of waiting for you down there, Rick. Quit stalling." "You disgust me even more than the average living person." "You bring enough of your old man pills for everybody?"
"I liked you better in your hip-hop phase." "I draw the line at fleas! Disgusting!" "Someone leave a toupee in the rain?" "You turn me into a chicken, I'm giving you salmonella."
"You mind if I call you Wondy?" "Babes, you gotta loosen up." "I dig a woman in armor." "No snot on the armor, I swear." "You got a teammate named Deadman, right? I like that guy."
Win Quotes
"Like I said, Ghost With The MOST!" "Oh, I can't wait to tell Lydia about this!" "And THAT is how we do it!" "Fresher than ever! So to speak." "This is the most fun I've had all millennium!" "They'll NEVER believe this back in the Netherworld!" "Now you may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like." "Victory bugs all around!" "Yeah, I'd call that worth the wait." "That even got MY blood pumping!" "Guess that was the best these chumps had to offer." "Aw, we're done already?"
"Ghost one, furball ZILCH-O!" "Aw, don't feel bad, Gizmo. You're just ridiculous and no one takes you seriously." "Guess we know who the top revived 80s classic character is today." "Back to the toy box, oh creepy puppet."
"Beautiful people usually squick me out, but I like you, Wondy." "Oh, I feel like an honorary Justice Leaguer!" "You ever let dead guys try out for the Amazons? No?" "See, Wondy? I can be a classy guy." "Sorry if I called ya babe too much. Old habit."
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