Techno Terror/Transcript
A transcript of all the conversations before and after the Nodes in the Techno Terror Rift.
Node #1
Before
Kung Food Shaggy: Like, I'd stay out of this Rift if I were you, man. There's some bad stuff in here. Banana Guard: Never! Banana Guard is a brave and mighty Rift Team Leader. I FEAR NOTHING! Toasty: Yip yip! Kung Food Shaggy: Like, never tell 'em I didn't warn you, man.
Node #2
Before
Banana Guard: I wonder what that Shaggy variant meant by "bad stuff" in this Rift... Encoded Batman: 01010011 01110100 01101111 01110000 . Banana Guard: I'm sure this strange computer Batman simulation has nothing to do with it! FIGHT!
Node #3
Before
Mad Love Harley Quinn: Heyyy, this your lil' bread pal? The Computer's gonna LOVE him. Banana Guard: Get your hands off my team member!!!
After
Banana Guard: What did she mean by "The Computer??" We need to get Toasty back ASAP!
Node #4
Before
Banana Guard: Gah! We're being blocked from saving Toasty by some sort of... shooting gallery?! Banana Guard: Let's show them how Team Banana Guard rolls!!!
Node #5
Before
THE COMPUTER: YOU... ARE...ORGANICS... WHO... BROUGHT BREAD? Banana Guard: And we're gonna take him back, too... Whoever you are! THE COMPUTER: I.. LAUGH... TO... SEE... YOU... TRY.
Node #6
Before
Banana Guard: Uhhh. This is new. Banana Guard: Luckily I, BANANA GUARD, am afraid of NOTHING! Not even DIGITAL TERROR!
Node #7
Before
Old Man Shaggy: Like, just give up on Toasty and give in to the Simulation, man. Old Man Shaggy: Otherwise, like, I'm gonna have to break you in half. And that sounds messy.
Node #8
Before
Banana Guard: Starting to wish I had stayed in that computer!
After
Banana Guard: Phew, made it! But which way now...? BANANA GUARD FEARS NO DECISIONS!
Node #9a
Before
L3BRON.exe: I AM THIS NODE'S FIREWALL AND I COMMAND YOU TO HALT.
Node #10a
Before
Encoded Shaggy: 01011010 01101111 01101001 01101110 01101011 01110011 !
Node #9b
Before
Narrator: The computer continued to pull in new competitors, challengers, to its rift... Narrator: But it was programming its own demise when it dared pull in... JASON VOORHEES.
Node #10b
Before
Narrator: The computer's strongest Anti-Virus programs crumbled against Jason's undead power.
Node #11
Before
Bugs Bunny: I know it ain't expected for *Bugs* to be teamin' up with a computer... Bugs Bunny: But it promised it would let me out if I just guarded yer bready buddy!
Node #12
Before
Banana Guard: Can't be many more of those keys left to find, hurry!!
Node #13a
Before
LEBRON.EXE: Greetings, program! Welcome to THE_DUNK_CHALLENGE. Prepare to die. Banana Guard: Uhhh okay not exactly what I anticipated, but we can do this!
Node #14a
Before
Banana Guard: Ha! That last one was a piece of cake! LEBRON.EXE: Loading additional teammates... BUGS_TUNE_SQUAD.EXE installed. Banana Guard: Ahhhh, hockey sticks...
Node #13b
Before
Banana Guard: This is it! All that's standing between us and Toasty is-- Shaggy: Like, going somewhere? Banana Guard: A Computer copy of Shaggy-! Oh no!!
Node #14b
Before
Banana Guard: Don't worry, Superman. We got Toasty and we're on our way out! Toon Superman: Are you? I'm not sure that's what the Computer wants...
Node #15
Before
Reindog: Uhh, team? Figured out what's weird about that Rift. You're actually inside-- Boy Genius: Whaaaat are you doing inside my computer sim-u-lation?! Boy Genius: Begone before I delete you one by one!
After
Banana Guard: I'm confused, the evil computer was actually just being controlled by someone..? Toasty: Yip yip... Yip yap, yip yip. Yap yip. Banana Guard: Good point, Toasty. No computer can ever REALLY replace the human mind. Banana Guard: Let's get out of here and go back to base!